Seeking Approval

Seeking Approval

The six stages of approval. By Anonymous.

1.
Please sir
Look what I’ve done!
I’ve had an epiphany
Solved it in one
No?
Oh.

2.
Please sir
Won’t you say yes?
I’ve got an idea
To get off my chest
fresh from my brain
No? Never mind
Let’s start again.

3.
Please sir
Please like my thoughts
I liked them once
But now I’m not sure…
Of course there are more!

4.
Please sir
I tried to have fun
But I’m really quite stressed
Plus I think I’m too dumb.
I tried to be clever
But that just made me dumber
I think I might quit
And become a plumber.

5. 
Look Sir
You think you’re the shit
But who made you God?
Fuck this.

6. 
Please sir
I stayed up all night
Wait what—
You like?
I won’t get fired?
I’m not too dumb?
I don’t need to quit and learn to plumb?
I don’t need to be a digital native?
I knew it all along.
I’m a genius creative!

 

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Battle of the Tweak Beats

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